Although, having re-read this chapter last night, I am not sure whether it is the Mad Hatter's Tea or the March Hare's. As we have been marching gaily towards this party for an entire week, and I am sure that, by this time, you are absolutely parched, I will get on with the Tea Party already.
If you will fall down the rabbit hole with me just one more time.....
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There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a cushion, resting their elbows on it, and talking over its head. (Carroll 81)

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: "No room! No room!" they cried out when they saw Alice coming. (Carroll 81)


"There's plenty of room!" said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end of the table. (Carroll 81)

"Have some wine," the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. "I dont' see any wine," she remarked.
"There isn't any," said the March Hare.
"Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it," said Alice angrily.
"It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited," said the March Hare. (Carroll 81)

"I didn't know it was your table," said Alice; "it's laid for a great many more than three."
..."What day of the month is it?" [the Hatter] said, turning to Alice: he had taken his watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.
Alice considered a little, and then said "The fourth."
"Two days wrong!" sighed the Hatter. "I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!" he added, looking angrily at the March Hare...
Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiousity. "What a funny watch!" she remarked. "It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is!"
"Why should it?" muttered the Hatter. "Does your watch tell you what year it is?"
..."Now if you only kept on good terms with [Time], he'd do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o'clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you'd only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!"...
"That would be grand, certainly," said Alice thoughtfully: "but then -- I shouldn't be hungry for it, you know."
"Not at first perhaps," said the Hatter: "but you could keep it to half-past one as long as you liked."
"Is that the way you manage?" Alice asked.
The Hatter shook his head mournfully. "Not I!" he replied. "We quarrelled last March...and ever since that," the Hatter went on in a mournful tone, "he won't do a thing I ask! It's always six o'clock now."
A bright idea came into alice's head. "Is that the reason so many tea-things are here?" she asked.
"Yes, that's it," said the Hatter with a sigh: "it's always tea-time, and we've no time to wash the things between whiles...I want a clean cup...let's all move one place on." (Carroll 83-89)

He moved on as he spoke, and the Dormouse followed him: the March Hare moved into the Dormouse's place, and Alice rather unwillingly took the place of the March Hare. The Hatter was the only one who got any advantage from the change: and Alice was a good deal worse off than before, as the March Hare had just upset the milk-jug into his plate. (Carroll 90)

"Did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?"
"Really, now you ask me," said Alice, very much confused, "I don't think -- "
"Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter.
This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear: she got up in great disgust, and walked off; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and neither of the others took nthe least notice of her going, though she looked back once or twice. (Carroll 91)
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I wonder if perhaps Alice should have taken her own advice and not gone among "mad people," but then again, I am pretty sure the rudeness she suffered was returned in kind...
Thank you so much for attending my Mad Hatter's Tea! I hope you found a clean cup and enjoyed yourself.
For those of you just popping in for the first time, I have posted Alice themed episodes all week, please feel free to go back and take a look. The White Rabbit is especially cute! If you like what you see, please feel free to go back as far as you like and peruse earlier stories. I have been trying, though I have failed at times and finding the time gets continually harder, to post new photos here, everyday in 2011.
For those of you who are regulars to my blog, you will definitely want to go over to Vanessa's blog, A Fanciful Twist, and check out the other Tea Parties!

Happy Tea Partying!